Why Cassi Ain't Better Than a Summer Student...

1. When you walk with a summer student you don't have to carry a trowel.
2. Summer students understand what's going on with RZ Cassiopeiae. (Oh, wait. No they don't.)
3. Summer students buy their own food.
4. Summer students stop and sniff only every other bush.
5. No need for plastic bags!
6. If you leave food around Cassi, you can be guaranteed it'll be gone.
7. Cassi just doesn't give a darn about CTA 102. (But then, she doesn't sing the song all day.)
8. Cassi can't look through binoculars and make visual observations of RZ Cas. Summer students just won't.
9. Try to get Cassi to fill the dewar!
10. When a summer student drops a tennis ball, they get it themselves.
11. All you have to do to make a summer student happy is give them a day/night off.

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Last modified: August 18, 2006